Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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