we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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