The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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