so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
she looked like the before picture.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
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