I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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