great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I see more hoeing in ur future
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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