butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
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