Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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