Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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