You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I wish i was in the wii world.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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