That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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