yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
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