hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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