we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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