"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
foreskin is a definite game changer
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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