I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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