I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
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