party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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