Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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