Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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