did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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