when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
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