they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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