love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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