so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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