Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
don't judge my taste in strippers
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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