U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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