whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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