In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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