i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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