I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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