My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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