yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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