Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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