omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
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