can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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