I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
They have beer where we have blood.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
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