Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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