I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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