ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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