I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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