The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Randomize
