dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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