i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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