oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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