i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Randomize
