Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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