You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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