I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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