Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
