You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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