I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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